Taco Bell Breakfast – Delightful Disgust

America: Part 2 of 3
By: Chad R. Mitchell

“Don’t you tell me you’re full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it”

Weird Al Yankovic – Eat it

America is synonymous with food. Greater, grander, more, and more… Just eat it all, eat it now, and don’t stop eating. Providence has provided this country with an overabundance of all that mankind can consume, and consume it we do. Mind you that we at Andthreetogo are proponents of healthy, quality eating, and that we do strongly believe in the Organic and Non-GMO food movements. We even have participated in Anti-Monsanto protests around the world, and hold this cause very dear to our hearts.

That being said, Chad we also occasionally like to indulge in the forbidden fruit… the all terrible and evil corporate behemoth that is fast food. This happens maybe once every few years, but everything in moderation right?
Editorial Note: Jenny and Zoë take no part in this activity, and they do not condone such actions by anyone. Andthreetogo.com does in no way endorse or support eating any fast food products.

So it was, on an early morning, when the fog had yet to dissipate from the dawn sky, that I roped in a fellow zombie participant on my trek to the quasi-mexican paradise of Taco Bell. A favorite of late-night crowds, and the one fast food chain that is very difficult to find outside of America.

I had heard tales of a new Taco Bell breakfast that was as fulfilling and tasteful as the commercials would have you believe, and figured I had better indulge. Upon arriving I realized that it was indeed as amazing as the ads made it appear.

Look at how excited he is... trust me I was just as ecstatic!
Look at how excited he is… trust me I was just as ecstatic!

My friend, lets just call him CS to keep from implicating him in this endeavor, was just as excited as I was. The menu was cheap and fairly extensive. We stared in awe for a few seconds and then decided to order one of each… to share. I promised I would just take a bite as a sample, and then pass on the rest. I was wrong.

Smorgasbord of delights!
Smorgasbord of delights!

Instead, we ravished the foodstuffs we had ordered way too hastily. All the calories, crammed into such small portions, filled our mouths and we were soon wondering how we had eaten it all so quickly. From the AM Crunchwrap Supreme, to the Waffle Taco, and finally to the Cinnabon Delights; it all went down so effortlessly.

Nothing was left when we were finished, and I believe we even thought about ordering more, but then sanity set in and we stepped back from the table and decided we had better stop while ahead. I debated washing it all down with a soda creation of my own making (America is all about choices), but decided against it as I had done enough damage to my gut for the day.

Mix it up!
Mix it up!

In summation, I heartily enjoyed my experiment and am glad I experienced all that Taco Bell Breakfast has to offer. Would I do it again? Probably not… anytime soon… But give me year or two (my stomach might be healed) and I may have to indulge again. No visit to America is complete without it!

Don't forget the sauce!
Don’t forget the sauce!

Disclaimer: This review was in no way endorsed or sought after by Taco Bell. I received nothing for free, and all content is purely my own opinion and not that of andthreetogo.com or anyone else… Please see the disclosures page for further information.

  19 comments for “Taco Bell Breakfast – Delightful Disgust

  1. Bronwyn Joy @ Journeys Of The Fabulist
    May 30, 2014 at 11:57 am

    Ha! Bit of a difference of opinion happening in the introduction there? 🙂

    • chadrmitchell
      May 31, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      Ha! Yes but actually more of an internal conflict by the author… I just didn’t want to implicate my fellow family members in the atrocities commited… Haha

  2. The Vanilla Housewife
    May 30, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    Waffle Taco? Yes please! and 4 for take out!

    • chadrmitchell
      May 31, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      They are really good. I will not lie. I think I’m gonna make my own all natural version!

    • thehomeschoolingdoctor
      June 2, 2014 at 12:48 pm

      Yeah! He’s probably not kidding! I’ll bet they’re delicious! No Taco Bells abroad? Had no idea! Used to love Taco Bell. Still sounds tasty. But I maintain my willpower! 🙂

      • chadrmitchell
        June 2, 2014 at 5:17 pm

        You are a stronger person than I! 😉

  3. Less to More
    May 31, 2014 at 2:58 am

    I’ve done my share of fast food, but I just can’t get myself to blog about it.

    • chadrmitchell
      May 31, 2014 at 3:24 pm

      You are wiser than I! I already find it slightly shameful… 🙂

  4. Sha
    May 31, 2014 at 4:32 am

    Haha…love that this was all done in the name of experimentation but then, we don’t have taco bell in Asia so I think you are forgiven..;)

    • chadrmitchell
      May 31, 2014 at 3:25 pm

      I appreciate the forgiveness. Someday Taco Bell may come to Asia! Oh no!

  5. theblackberryboys
    May 31, 2014 at 8:31 am

    Wow waffle taco? I would try that and the cinnamon thingies look good too 🙂

    • chadrmitchell
      May 31, 2014 at 3:24 pm

      They were all good… Just not good for me…

  6. expatlingo
    May 31, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    Oh my god, I can’t believe there is such a thing as a taco waffle.

    • chadrmitchell
      May 31, 2014 at 3:24 pm

      It was glorious! I’m gonna start making my own!

  7. thehomeschoolingdoctor
    June 2, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    Taco Bell used to taste great, but I don’t know about for breakfast! I’ll just have to take your word for it! Funny that Taco Bell is not found much elsewhere. I guess it’s “All American?”

    • chadrmitchell
      June 2, 2014 at 5:17 pm

      I guess there used to be a few scattered outside the USA but I hear they didn’t do well…

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  9. Shona
    March 27, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    Well I guess I’m missing out – we don’t have Taco Bell in Australia (at least not that I know of!)

    • andthreetogo
      March 30, 2016 at 3:08 pm

      We don’t have it in Thailand either. When you visit the USA, you know where to have a quick meal! Hahah. Thanks for reading and commenting!

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